Forget the 9-9-9 plan, or the 999* women who have accused Herman Cain of sexually harassing them in the past. Just look at this hot mess.
The picture is from The Atlantic, which describes this car as a "retro convertible, complete with Indy-style front wheels". Um, it's just a Plymouth Prowler. Seriously, every credible news outlet needs at least one car aficionado on staff to correctly identify vehicles.