Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Let's Count Michigan and Florida*

Hillary wants every vote counted, especially those cast in Florida and Michigan. Never mind that Clinton was the only candidate on the ballot in Michigan, thus making her win there as legitimate as Fidel and Brezhnev's. According to Clinton's bizarro logic, we should discount the following Obama wins:

South Carolina (red state, black voters)
Utah (red state)
North Dakota (red state)
Missouri (borders Illinois)
Kansas (red state, Obama's grandparents' home state)
Illinois (home state)
Idaho (red state)
Georgia (black voters)
Democrats Abroad (egghead voters)
Delaware (red state)
Connecticut (eggheads)
Alaska (red state)
Alabama (red state, black voters)
Washington state (eggheads)
Virgin Islands (black voters)
Virginia (red state)
DC (black voters)
Wisconsin (borders Illinois)
Hawai'i (Obama's home state)
Vermont (eggheads)
Wyoming (red state)
Mississippi (red state, black voters)
Guam (located between Indonesia and Hawai'i)
North Carolina (red state, black voters)
Oregon (eggheads)

By using Clinton's math(tm), Obama only won Iowa, Minnesota, Colorado, and Maryland. So Clinton won by a landslide! Hurray!

Answer: Hubris, sense of entitlement, lack of planning, soullessness.
Question: Alex, what are the top four reasons why the Clinton campaign failed miserably in 2008.

CKY

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