Foreign troops marching in China's 70th National Day parade

The list of countries is telling. The leaders who showed up is telling. And Xi pressured a lot of them to wear goofy baseball caps.

Afghanistan

Belarus

Cambodia

Cuba: The new leader looks so modern and young compared to the Castro brothers.

Egypt: Sisi showed up.

Fiji

Kazakhstan: Nazarbayev showed up. I thought he retired.

Kyrgyzstan

Laos: The first lady has Imelda Marcos sunglasses.

Mexico: So neutral.

Mongolia: No mounted archers.

Pakistan

Serbia: Remember when NATO "accidentally" bombed the Chinese embassy in Belgrade?

Tajikistan

Vanuatu: !

Venezuela: Maduro dared to leave his country.

Russia: But Russia is not last alphabetically.