Turkmenistan president falls off a horse!

This is about as the-emperor-has-no-clothes as it gets.

Apparently, it was Horse Day in Turkmenistan so its great leader decided to participate in a horse race with an $11m purse. He won, of course, because he is awesome. Moments after crossing the finish line, this happened.

He was knocked out momentarily. Everyone was told to delete their videos of the mishap.

And this looks like an official state-sanctioned piece on Horse Day.