Sebastian Bourdais: Public Enemy Number One

Le jerk-off extraordinaire Sebastian Bourdais of STR blocked our man Nick Heidfeld just as he was running his hot lap. Because of Le Bour, Heidfeld did not make it out of Q1. Bourdais was penalized five spots, but that doesn't really help Heidfeld, who, had it not been for the idiot Frenchman, should have qualified in the the top seven. With the narrow and windy track at the Hungaroring, passing will be especially difficult Sunday. Merci beau coup, Merde-face.

The M stands for Mickey Mouse.

CKY