Rides of Heads of State (Part 2)

As expected, finding the rides of Third World heads of state was much more difficult. Today, I am focusing on some Latin American leaders. I am pleasantly surprised by the diversity of cars used. Not one Mercedes S-class came up today. I give you the second installment.

6. Nicaragua. Mercedes Gelandewagen. Who woulda thunk that neo-Marxist Daniel Ortega would be driving around town in a G-wagen? If only Reagan and Cap Weinberger were alive to see this....

7. Chile. Michelle Bachelet, the former pediatrician and political prisoner, chose the most unique vehicle-- a dark blue Peugeot 607. Her rejection of American and Teutonic offerings shows that she is independent, forward thinking, and a free spirit. This is the most unique choice, by far.

8. Colombia. Toyota Land Cruiser. President Uribe's predecessor was rumored to have five identical E38 7 series BMWs with identical plates to thwart any attacks. When Uribe came into office, he deemed them unnecessary luxuries and opted for a simple Toyota Land Cruiser. Whether or not you agree with his politics, it speaks well of his judgment. It shows that he is tough, frugal, and practical.

9. Argentina. Audi A6. Nestor of Santa Cruz rides in the new Audi mid-level sedan. It is no doubt a nod to his Swiss heritage. It lies somewhere between austerity and ostentaciousness, without being either. It is just the economic message the center-left El Presidente wants to send to his people.

10. Bolivia. BMW 7 series. When I saw footage of Evo's motorcade, I was a bit disappointed. This leader indigeno rides in a black, tinted, long wheelbased E38. He needs to trade in his ride, post haste. That just ain't right.

11. Brazil. Chevy Omega. Lula's offical car is an imported and re-badged Holden Commodore, a mid-sized Aussie with a V6. This underwhelming car is very unbecoming for the leader of one of the largest countries in the world. Lula may have chosen it because of his working class background and his impoverished supporters. But to have this Chevy as the official head of state car just says: Brazil will always be a second rate country. I say-- no consideration of a permanent U.N. Security Council seat for Brazil until a better car is chosen.

CKY